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The Deliverators car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the asteroidbelt.

Unlike a bimbo box or a Burbbeater, the Deliverators car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens !

You want to talk contact patches ? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverators car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs !

The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta !

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